Chi vs. the Force

Well, for those of you that haven't heard yet, I decided this Thanksgiving weekend to get some holes in my body. Yes, I got acupuncture. I have been sick since Spring semesters so since western medicine failed me, I decided to tap into my asian roots here in cupertino(land of the asians). Well I get into my acupuncterer's (correct?) office and basically he started telling me a bunch of mumbo jumbo about Chi. Yes folks the reason I am sick is because my Chi is a little disoriented so this guy will poke some needles in me and make it better. For those of you that havent visited an acupunturist, Chi is essentially life, it flows through us, it surrounds us. Hello to all those fellow Star War geeks out there! Doesnt this sound familiar. Yup, the force exists, it just has another name, Chi, and apparently the force in our bodies get confused sometimes, fucking up our stomachs. Amazing. That is my insight for today. Also, the guy that played Obi-Wan Kenobe? Well aparrently he said taking on that role was a bad decision. That is completely heart-wrenching to all those Star Wars people like me. ALSO, if you shopped on Black Friday, you must be insane.